Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Sticky Pick: Men In Black



Sticky Picks are items I suggest you jump on like Lester Hayes on a lazily thrown INT waiting to happen. The gear endorsed is owned and tested personally and just raidiates, baby!

I wore my original Real Men Wear Black T-shirt for a decade, until my significant other finally pointed out that there was more hole than T-shirt left after so many years of wear and tear.

Luckily, I replaced it with a new one, since Raider Image has recently made this style available once more.

Check out the Men T-shirt or if you have guns like Howie Long, the sleeveless version.

Get one of these Real Women Wear Black if your significant other indulges your Raider fetish more easily when you buy her one too (or even better, she's a Raider fan too).

If you have little ones you are bringing up The Raider Way, check out the Real Kids Wear Black version.

7 Comments:

Blogger Rocket Surgeon, Phd said...

The Redkins will rock your sad little world this year bro

July 11, 2006 8:38 PM  
Blogger Stick'em said...

Only several problems I see with this delusion, all of which prove you are no rocket scientist and the PhD stands for "Piled High and Deep":

First, the Raiders and Foreskins don't even play each other this season. Here is the 2006 schedule.

Sadly, no Foreskins to beat...

Second, last season they did play each other and the outcome was pretty crummy for Danny Boy.

Third, the ONLY game that really matters was a 38-9 beatdown, in which Hayes and Haynes shut down the Foreskin WRs harder than Marion Berry on a crack stem.

Just XVIII, baby!

Just a suggestion, go back to skool...ya might learn somethin' next time around.

July 11, 2006 8:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ouch! stickem, you sure showed that foreskin fan. what a comeback! i love your sense of humor. that last superbowl statement of yours was a killer!

July 12, 2006 9:25 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stick Em,

Thanks for pointing out the real men wear black gear for men and women.

I personally thank god my wife is not a Football Fan as she is kind enough to leave me alone during Raider Games. The last thing I need is my wife being a Raider Fan and wanting to sit on the couch with me and cuddle during games.

It is so hard to handle the loosing from the past few years we Raider Men need some corner of our lives that is free from outside distractions and can be counted on win or loose to provide a respite away from regular life every Sunday.

I would love to see an article on the O-line particularly how do we get Badger out of the starting lineup he is mediocre at best.

Regards

Florida Raider

July 12, 2006 10:24 AM  
Blogger Cavalrysword said...

No Foreskins to beat? Sounds like our season was circumsized.

He must be a North Korean rocket surgeon. Talk about inaccurate, they couldn't even hit the stratosphere. The first thing wrong with his comment is that it has nothing to do with the post, which was about t-shirts.

Here's some other Raider t-shirts you might like:

http://slogansheroes.net/Raiders

July 12, 2006 10:55 AM  
Blogger Stick'em said...

Scorpio: My personal philosophy in life is "the way of fighting without fighting."

But the truth hurts when you're a Foreskin fan and Daniel Snyder charges you $10 just to watch the team PRACTICE!

The Raider Way is to put up barbed wire and gun towers around the practice field, then shoot down any low-flying aircraft to insure complete secrecy!

Spies everywhere, ya know - LOL!

Florida: I cracked up when reading your first line, "Thanks for pointing out the real men wear black gear for men and women."

At first it sounded like you meant either "real men should wear gear for men and women" or "women should wear Real Men Wear Black T-shirts".

ROTFLMAO!

Please forgive me. I understand what you meant now. It's just my mind is like a bad neighborhood; you definitely don't want to walk through there at nite alone.

Truth is, my significant other has seen me throw furniture during a loss and headbutt a Doncos fan after a win, so she wisely stays out of my Raiderholic behavior on Sundays.

Here is an article for your enjoyment from my colleague, Rob Shipe, which eloquently puts the game in the proper perspective.

It is called Getting Pissed After a Loss.

Re: the O-line article

Ask and ye shall receive. I shall endeavor to pursue to the act of trying me very bestest to have and O-line evaluation for you as soon as my sticky brain can get five neurons to fire in unison.

Methinks McQuistan may have Badger playing utility infielder again by mid-season.

Let us pray...

July 12, 2006 1:37 PM  
Blogger Stick'em said...

Cavalry Sword: Thanks for the head's up!

I especially like these two from that site:

Quiz and McNasty

Can they make them in all upper-case block letters like the name plate sewn on a jersey?

July 12, 2006 1:47 PM  

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